My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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