Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
is it fun? or sober?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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