Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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