That's intense
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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