When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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