belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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