found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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