Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Randomize
