i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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