Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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