He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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