She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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