i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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