THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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