i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize