I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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