You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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