I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Blood and glitter go together right?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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