11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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