thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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