she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
