just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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