I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
two words: eviction party
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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