We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
My ATM looks so different sober.
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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