"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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