ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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