Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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