i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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