Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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