At least make sure they are 18
Why
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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