do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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