I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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