Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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