I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Can you bring me the toilet please
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Randomize
