he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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