it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
the raccoons are back...
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