Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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