I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
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Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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