so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
nutella sex= disaster
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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