We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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