you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
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You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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