Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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