We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize
