And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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