The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
True but thats because hes a fetus.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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