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Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
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yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
foreskin is a definite game changer
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
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I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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