Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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