When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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