I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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