But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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