He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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