hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I forget how to act sober
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