What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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