so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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