hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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