one two three fourrrrnication!
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
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I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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