It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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