We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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