She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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